had a hot date with a virgin too
he was rather good looking too. Aaron i think. Went out, nice meal, lots of lovely booze etc. so i took him home for some heavy petting on the couch ( as you do ) After lots of drooly snogging i realised his bottom was going up n down.( i was laying on the couch , he was laying ontop of me.) It appeared he was having sex. I leaned up to have a peek over his shoulder and he did indeed have his pants down. I was confused as i felt nothing and was sure my bloomers were still on. They were too coz i slid a hand down to check.
My attractive virgin was actually shagging the gap between two of the couch cushions.
He continued to climax, must have thought i was having some kind of orgasm too what with the silent guffawing i was doing by now. Me and my massively baggy strangely furry on the inside warm and dry vagina.
Needless to say i told everyone i could think of and never saw him again.( i had to make sure i didnt get a rep for having a furry on the inside vadge.)
Aaron shagged my couch and never called it for a second date. The utter monster. Shame he was so pretty.
(a girl called harry, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:38, 1 reply)

I love this, so so funny! xx
( user_names_suck, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:02, closed)