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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

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I knew someone in first year
who would have wanked himself down to a two-digit IQ if presented with that sight.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:00, 1 reply)
"wanked himself down to a two-digit IQ"
A marvellous turn of phrase.

*click*
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, closed)
^^ this

(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 11:13, closed)

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