Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Not really "out of control", but I'm sort of proud of it.I was visiting my ladyfriend in Brisbane. I observed pedantically that a footbridge's "2T MAX LIMIT" warning sign wasn't much good unless you constantly did a mental tally of the number of people on the bridge. She said "that's why there's a little warning light over there."
"Ah, good thinking."
"Nah, not really. Gotcha."
Game on, woman.
Some time later, we were on the train, when I noticed the upcoming station was Toowong. "Ah! I was reading about Toowong recently."
"Oh yes?"
"Yes, there's a pretty radical pilot project in traffic management there."
"Oh?"
"Yes, to smooth traffic flow and prevent queues, you can only take left turns."
"Gosh, really?"
"Yes, in Toowong don't make a right."
"Damn you!"
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:43, Reply)
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