Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Hmm, they look similar
Keep the olds full of Crimble cheer, keeps the cats in different rooms, they may just think it's the same one...
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:34, 1 reply)
Keep the olds full of Crimble cheer, keeps the cats in different rooms, they may just think it's the same one...
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:34, 1 reply)
That's what I was thinking, actually
Though the first kitty has a pretty distinctive "soul patch"
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 21:06, closed)
Though the first kitty has a pretty distinctive "soul patch"
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 21:06, closed)
No way a person could tell them apart, especially with how quickly cats move
If someone questions you, just say, "were you looking at my pussy?" The embarrassment alone will stop further inquiry.
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 21:24, closed)
If someone questions you, just say, "were you looking at my pussy?" The embarrassment alone will stop further inquiry.
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