You'd do well on yahoo answers. Pretty much every question about a problem with a cat has at least one troll suggest this solution.
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 4:57, 1 reply)

It's a good solution.
At least I wasn't suggesting that they put the cat in a cage, bludgeon it half to death with a hammer and THEN drown it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Aug 2010, 5:27, closed)

The problem with people who make pathetic comments like this
is that they really do think they're being witty and lack the social skills to realise that the people reading it are rolling their eyes, thinking "twat".

There's nothing smart or funny about bullying or killing animals, it just makes those suggesting it look insecure.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:15, closed)

Yeah
Whereas seriously trying to deconstruct his 'argument' doesn't make you look like a twat at all. Not one bit

Good job
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:31, closed)

The problem with comments like that
Is he didn't suggest rape...
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:47, closed)

Oh my
There's a whole heap of "taking the internet way too seriously" going down here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:15, closed)