Mr Thompson
Was a legend.

There was this one time when in the old year 5, (10 now?) We were in his car being driven back from another school after playing rugby, just after lunchtime, the rest of the team being in assorted other cars behind.

As we got within about 300 meters of our school and he spotted another PE teacher from our school who was walking on the pavement, returning to school. She was the swimming / hockey teacher and rather fit - we knew he was banging her!

He decides to turn off the engine and coast up behind her and give the best arse slap ever. Considering we were doing about 25mph at the time plus his swift ninga type arm movement he must have caught her at about 40 miles an hour! She jumped out of her skin and screamed as he started the engine and we all drove off laughing like a cage full of baboons at feeding time.

Top bloke was Mr T.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:31, 6 replies)

So he had a left hand drive car did he?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:26, closed)

was thinking the same
Either that or really fucking long arms!
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:42, closed)

RHD
Nope, she was on the right pavement. The road was only 2 cars wide and no-one could park there due to those silly yellow lines they put by schools / crossings.

My school was in the middle of a quiet estate not on a main road - look up The King Edmunds School Rochford on google maps and see for yourself.

It now has a 6th form - god knows how.

Sorry for not explaining properly.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:39, closed)

seems plausible
.....
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:00, closed)

Fit guy to get up to 25mph
... then start the engine.
(snopesthetruth, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:15, closed)

daft
No - he was driving at 30mph - coasted - I've given 5mph off that speed as an estimate. fuck knows the real speed as the fastest thing I was in control of was my right wrist at age 15.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:45, closed)