PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Running.I didn't mind P.E. Except for running. Particulary cross CoUNTry running. I hated it. on this particular day our P.E Teacher set us off on a lap of the running field. After setting off like a steam train, about half way round, i realised I couldn't be arsed. I gave up and walked the rest, along with the tubbies that could barely manage a gentle jog - even when threatened with violence.
Five minutes after everyone else finished I ambled up. Our P.E teacher tore a strip off me, asking why I walked. I made some feeble excuse about having hurt my leg which made the P.E teacher go red in the face and scream at me "bullsh*t! what your telling me is bullsh*t!!" Bits of spit where flying from his mouth as he yelled this at the top of his voice. It scared the crap out of me and the rest of the class - after that experience even the athletically challenged made sure they looked like they were trying.
Length? about 800 metres.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)
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