urinals..
annoying splashback.. the uncomfortable knowledge that someone else has their nob out next to you..
(sdrawkcab, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:39, 1 reply)

Oh God yeah
I was at a family do once. My mother in law's uncle was standing at the trough next to me and decided to engage me in conversation. After a few seconds all I could hear was this drumming sound. I looked down, and there was uncle Ted, pissing all over my left boot... Had the boot been black, it wouldn't have been so bad. However,it was a cherry red colour and therefore stained quite badly until it dried.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 May 2008, 11:47, closed)