Get this...
...my sister in law has a very modern toilet roll holder that has an upright spindle so the bog roll sits sideways instead. Hence the paper spills over and looks a right mess.

If any of you 'unders' want to joing me and my fellow 'overs', we could meet in Birkenhead Park this weekend, go round her house (a 2 minute walk) and burn the fucker down.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:05, Reply)