Where to start
- imbeciles who will insist on parking their trolley directly opposite where I've left mine, making the aisle as awkward as possible for everyone else to navigate. Why not fucking push it a couple of feet further along, you unobservant arsewipe?

- and while I'm on the topic of supermarkets, why is it that the nearest battleaxe always wants to get to the butter / cheese / Sunny D etc. the moment I stop in front of it? I was here first, give me one sodding minute to put something in my trolley and I'll be out of the way, cuntmuffin.

- people who roar up outside someone's front door and beep their horn prolifically. Get out of the car and try knocking / ringing the bell, cockface.

- door-to-door chuggers who take the initial pained expression on my face as their cue to launch into their shpiel with, "don't worry, it's nothing serious". It fucking well will be if you don't sod off.

- middle managers needlessly organising pointless meetings to punctuate their "business lunches" with opportunities to utter the latest buzzwords / acronyms. LET ME GET ON WITH MY WORK AND STOP SPOUTING YOUR BULLSHIT.

- people who start nodding and saying "hmm, yeah" and other positive-sounding guttural responses BEFORE I'VE MADE MY SODDING POINT. You're obviously not paying attention to what I'm saying, therefore I have instantly lost all respect for you as a human being. Get out of my sight, you worthless arse-gargling cockmuncher.

- those who give even the slightest of tosses as to whether the milk goes in first or last when making a cuppa. It all gets mixed in, quit whinging before you're wearing it.

- lack of accountability within government ... how serious does a monumental fuck-up have to be before heads will actually roll? No, this isn't another golden opportunity for you to wheel-out the same old "we will learn from this issue" / "we can't possibly comment until the results of our internal review are completed" bollocks, it's time for you TO GO.

Right, I'm going to let off some steam and kill something.

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( badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:33, 1 reply)

As for the milk before/after
I like my coffee a certain strength, and thus will always put the milk in afterwards so I know how much to put in.

If I put it in before, I might get too much milk, or too little because it's hard to judge before the coffee hits the cup.
( Bats, Sat 3 May 2008, 8:32, closed)