There was a brilliant ad a few years ago
in which a couple is at poolside and the man asks the woman if she'd like some orange juice. "No thanks, I'll just have a sip of yours."

Cut back to the cow slugging down the last of a glass and saying with wide-eyed innocence, "Oh, did I just drink all your orange juice?"

The man smiles and produces another glass. "No, you just drank yours."

His reply was a lot more polite than mine would have been.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:14, Reply)