I am the orginal grumpy old man
Where do I begin?

Wet flannels
People who can't hold a knife and fork properly
People who say lol on texts/emails
The lower classes
Stupid ringtones
Automated phone systems
People who say rugby players are gay/sniff each others bottoms (and generally display just how ignorant a football fan they really are)
Bad manners
Daily Mail readers
Caravans
Estate Agents who send you details of houses that you have told them are not suitable
People who order coffee in a pub
Kids who walk around playing music on their phones
People who walk round with their jeans haning off their arses

I could go on.. but my BP is rising and I have to go deal with some Germans...


oh yes, and Germans
(audreyforbes audreyforbes, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:54, 4 replies)

Have a click
From a rugby player who sniffs no bottoms.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:00, closed)

Did you steal these from my head?
I hate people that do that!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:02, closed)

Germans Sybil
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!

(I did but I think I got away with it)
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, closed)

most of these make sense...
but whats annoying about a wet flannel? How would you wash with a dry one?

Nonsense!
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:38, closed)