Image Board Gobshites
I utterly detest anyone who uses the words ning, ningles, nong, ning-nong or any variant when what they mean is Good Morning. In the same vein, I abhor any person who wishes to “smoosh” or “glomp” another. The people who use these terms are retarded nits.

On a certain image board I frequent there are a group of rude and inconsiderate users who think it is acceptable to fill the board with inane chit-chat often involving pathetic sexual innuendo and sickly flirting with the self-obsessed females who preen themselves in front of these tiresome, slavering geeks. These driveling fools will fill a thread with their senseless gabbing but rarely post an image themselves and lack the good manners to compliment or constructively criticise the image that starts the thread. You will understand my rage when I tell you that there is a parallel board on the site which actively encourages chatting.

Should some hapless newcomer post an image that does not follow, to the letter, the FAQ this group of Internet “chavs” will heap abuse upon the fellow but, should a member of their own little clique transgress, the matter is ignored or gently laughed over.

You will understand that I am reluctant to name the site as I am a regular contributor even if I am forced to attend when most of the offending fools have disappeared back to their fetid and, presumably, Internet-free dwellings.
(God 101, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:06, 14 replies)

Good God,
this place sounds awful.

Link us, so that we may destroy it, and never allow b3ta to follow its sickening example!
( Thinker, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:10, closed)

Ah there there...
*enhuggles*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:14, closed)

READ THE FAQ


(/hides)
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:16, closed)

What wrong with ning?

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:16, closed)

Don't let the board nazis get to you mate. ;)
( ..wil, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:18, closed)

*Glomps*
Don't worry, the pain will soon be over.

*Sharpens knife*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 May 2008, 13:20, closed)

*smooshes*
*rims*
*reacharounds*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:27, closed)

Bert!
stop that sort of thing, he's clearly upset enough.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:30, closed)

And here begins the reply-a-thon
Go to it guys :)
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 May 2008, 13:32, closed)

Goats! Cock! Monkeys!
But seriously, I've actually got to do some proper work. Sorry!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:34, closed)

@Piston Broke
Does it piss you off when we talk among ourselves then...?

Just wondering, it seems there are some people on here who take this whole internet thing really seriously.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:42, closed)

No, not at all
If I see a post with 40+ replies I check to see if there is anything interesting, if not, I move on. Not the end of the world, by any means. It's what the reply button is for, and frankly if people can't handle you guys chatting, well they shouldn't be here if they can't figure out the use of the ignore button.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 May 2008, 13:55, closed)

Hooray!
Thank you for being a well-rounded, level-headed individual.
I'd offer you a goat or a monkey, but they're all busy right now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:17, closed)

You're welcome

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:40, closed)