@Mme Marlboro
Now that leads to on to a good idea...the idiots at channel 4 are obviously not going to listen to our demands, so perhaps we should compromise: "the hoose-mates' task fur t'dai* is to compare and contrast two works by Victor Hugo. Or to balance a series of chemical equations. Or to build a working Sterling engine." Or else the little fuckers don't get fed.

Then either way, we'd have something to enjoy - we'd either get a fly-on-the-wall view of interesting and informative discussion, or we'd be able to watch the pointless, attention-seeking twats starve to death as they fail to complete yet another task adequately.

Sorry, I just realised that sounds dreadfully snobbish.

Actually, no - I'm not sorry.

*_{I swear that chap sounds too geordie to even be a proper geordie...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:01, Reply)