Farting
What really pisses me off is when I'm busy working, no one will come over to my desk all day to speak to me, until I let out a sly fart that turns into a mushroom cloud of death.

And invariably, the person that comes to see me will be the hottest girl in the company, who then desperately tries to vacate the area as her eyebrows fall off.

Doesn't matter though, I've already boinked her.
(mejt, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:10, 2 replies)

You, sir,
get a click for using the word "Boinked"!
(FerretTrout be illin', Wed 7 May 2008, 15:16, closed)

Yep
I vouch for that, the law of Sod.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:19, closed)