Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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You filthy bastardWhen I was about 12, I went on a ski trip with school. Most of the kids were revelling in the freedom you get when you go on holiday with school and starting trying to smuggle booze and porn into their rooms. After like 2 whole beers us youngsters were feeling a bit smashed and started talking about wanking (as you do). Then came the question "Has anyone actually spunked?"
Of course, this is a tricky question, where you don't want to be the first to answer. If you haven't, are you weirdly under-developed? If you have, isn't it pretty gross?
Not for one lad. Even tho he hadn't developed a pre-pubescent moustache yet, he proudly exclaimed that he "had 'spunked', loads of times, and can prove it".
He then whipped out a tub of hairgel from his suitcase. Only it wasn't full of hairgel. It was full of man-gel. He had been collecting his semen for months. This earnt him the nickname "Mary" after the scene in "There's Something About Mary" where she uses spongle for gel.
Every time I eat a boiled egg nowadays and the eggwhite is still a bit runny, my stomach turns.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:37, Reply)
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