Phobias
What gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
( , Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
What gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
( , Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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I have a solution
DNA test them, ID chip them and barcode them. Release into the wild and then, when a worthwhile citizen needs an organ with that particular profile, round up and cull! Harvest the organs and whatever else is useful then cremate.
This would cause a couple of beneficial side-effects.
1/ The convicted chav would then be under a suspended death sentence if they stayed in the country, therefore they'll leave.
2/ Those that are too thick/feckless to leave will be a resource for reducing the transplant waiting list.
3/ Hopefully the ones that leave will go to France and piss off the French!
As I see it, a plan with no drawbacks.
Vote for me!
( , Sun 13 Apr 2008, 12:14, Reply)
DNA test them, ID chip them and barcode them. Release into the wild and then, when a worthwhile citizen needs an organ with that particular profile, round up and cull! Harvest the organs and whatever else is useful then cremate.
This would cause a couple of beneficial side-effects.
1/ The convicted chav would then be under a suspended death sentence if they stayed in the country, therefore they'll leave.
2/ Those that are too thick/feckless to leave will be a resource for reducing the transplant waiting list.
3/ Hopefully the ones that leave will go to France and piss off the French!
As I see it, a plan with no drawbacks.
Vote for me!
( , Sun 13 Apr 2008, 12:14, Reply)
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