The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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They ask questions when you get arrested.Like "Do you have any aliases?"
Do. Not. Laugh.
They control when you're allowed to use the bathroom.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 19:12,
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You didn't have a toilet in the holding cell?It's horrid. They did bring me food though.
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This wasn't in the cell.It's when they were booking me.
He basically told me to piss myself. Then when he took me to the cell they had a mattress on the floor, I asked what I was supposed to do with it, he said he didn't care what I did with it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 19:54,
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Aliases like RogerTheStarFishwould make THEM laugh. Always had a toilet in the cell though. Never a blanket.
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