The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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A chap I once knew told me about a time he was a passenger in a stolen car (notice I didn't refer to him as a friend). When the police pulled the car over, the other passenger chucked their lump of cannabis in the boot. All was going well, driver was being polite and helpful, until one of the cops requested to look in the boot.
On finding said lump of dope, copper enquires as to the owner. Gets the reply "well why don't you fingerprint it and find out".
At which point the proceedings rapidly deteriorated and all three of them found themselves arrested. As someone else pointed out, be nice and you get a warning. Be cocky and you're screwed.
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