The Police II
Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
( , Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
( , Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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The Saddle Ranch???
I was there one night while in LA for work (I'm an Aussie) and this cute blonde girl in cut off mini jeans and a midriff top comes up and starts chatting to my mate. He's not a good looking bloke so was delighted but confused. After a while age says "can I have a kiss?" he readily agrees and she stuffs her tongue down his throat fir about ten seconds while her friends, all 20 something college girls, cheer from their table. Then she whispers to him (he told me later) "are you wearing boxers ir briefs?". Boxers, he stammers out. "can I have them?" she asks... And the penny dropped, she was on her hens night and had a list of things to do. Kissing the weirdest freak in the room was apparently one, getting a random guy to hand over his boxers was another and she was out to kill two birds with one stone. I still give him shit about it.
( , Sat 7 May 2011, 5:25, Reply)
I was there one night while in LA for work (I'm an Aussie) and this cute blonde girl in cut off mini jeans and a midriff top comes up and starts chatting to my mate. He's not a good looking bloke so was delighted but confused. After a while age says "can I have a kiss?" he readily agrees and she stuffs her tongue down his throat fir about ten seconds while her friends, all 20 something college girls, cheer from their table. Then she whispers to him (he told me later) "are you wearing boxers ir briefs?". Boxers, he stammers out. "can I have them?" she asks... And the penny dropped, she was on her hens night and had a list of things to do. Kissing the weirdest freak in the room was apparently one, getting a random guy to hand over his boxers was another and she was out to kill two birds with one stone. I still give him shit about it.
( , Sat 7 May 2011, 5:25, Reply)
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