The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER!I was 14 years old and skipping happily across Kentish Town Road when a policelady grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and flung me up against a plate-glass chip shop window (much to the gaping chip-buying queue's delight). She proceeded to search me thoroughly plus my bag and phoned in a check on my name and address (while holding me firmly in place against the window with the other hand).
After (what seemed a looooooong) while she let me go. What had I done you may ask? Crossed the road when the little green man hadn't told me to yet. Up until then I'd wanted to be a policelady when I grew up but that kinda changed my mind.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:08, 3 replies)
Really? That's not against the law. I guess you pointed that out to her.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 7 May 2011, 14:20,
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i was gert scared! the policelady was auditioning for Terminator or something in her head I think. I ran away quickly when she let me go...I'd envisaged a snug night in cells being tortured with cockroaches, bright lights and 'HO HO HOS!'
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:57, closed)
ACAB!!!(, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:00, closed)
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