Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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My brother is possibly the meanest git on the planetwhen it comes to Christmas presents.
I buy him, his missus and 3 offspring pretty good stuff - clothes from Gap, books, videos/DVD's etc.
I take time and effort to buy stuff they might actually enjoy and like.
What do I fucking get?
One year, a crap green check shirt out of which the dye ran making my upper body look like it had gone mouldy.
Another year, Giles Brandreth's auto-fucking-biography.
Giles fucking Brandreth, I fucking ask you.
And my brother's a fucking solicitor.
Tight bastard.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 15:46, Reply)
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