The amount of piss germs on peanuts and other bar snacks that are left out
should tell you all you need to know about washing your hands after you go to the toilet. Yes, you might not have pissed all over yourself, but you still have germs on your hands which get transferred to door handles, light switches and other things that I've got to put my hands on.

If you don't wash then I have no sympathy for any guilt trip that you are taken on.
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 27 May 2010, 21:17, 2 replies)

I don't like peanuts
so nyeh.
(Waffle Iron ain't gonna take it anymore, Thu 27 May 2010, 22:40, closed)

I don't eat the peanuts either,
but see 'door handles and light switches' etc. Every time I shake hands with someone I hope that they're not a dirty cunt like you.
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:31, closed)

'Piss germs'?
This seems rather unlikely given that urine is generally sterile (unless you have some form of urine infection). Also, how many things have your hands touched since you last washed them? How many things has your cock touched since you last washed it? If anything you should be washing your hands first to avoid getting your cock dirty
(madsporkmurderer, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, closed)

cock germs
Ah, finally, someone else gets it.

"eew, you didnt wash your hands after a piss!" people say.

No, actually, I deliberately don't. You know why? my cock is clean. Washing it is a very enjoyable experience that I do very thoroughly. It spends the majority of its time wrapped in clean cotton. Its of adequate length to stop me getting piss on my hands, so why the fuck would I wash my hands after touching it? The chances are that the tap handles, the dryer, the door handle and infact pretty much every other object in a public area are all dirtier than my cock will ever get, but if you start getting OCD about that sort of thing, you may as well move into an oxygen bubble and never go outside.

People worry about me not washing after a piss, yet are happy to hold a crumpled tenner in their mouth as they fumble about to pay for something - now THAT is seriously unhygenic.
(dave likes cheese, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:37, closed)

But
I thought you didn't wear pants for years?
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:27, closed)

pants
I don't. I do wear trousers though.
(dave likes cheese, Sat 29 May 2010, 12:50, closed)