I agree I hate them too
but always wash my hands after a piss. Even though, yes, I should probably wash my dirty hands before touching my clean cock, I'm still conditioned like this and do look down upon those who don't - I know you don't piss on your hands but if I shook your hand I wouldn't want to be shaking your wee chap as well.

As for toilet attendants, take my advice: Roll your eyes to yourself when you see them (this helps therapeutically), have your much needed wee, accept their nice smelling soap and hand towel, look 'em in the eye and say 'sorry mate, it's all on cards tonight, I haven't got any cash' and walk off. What the fuck are they gonna do? (Obviously don't take stuff like aftershave for free, that would be a bit far).
(Mr_Lew, Fri 28 May 2010, 18:06, Reply)