Its not fun to pee at the.....
Many moons ago I had the opportunity to stay at the Lincoln YMCA for a few weeks before I reclaimed my marbles and got my act together.

One incident that has scarred me for life was the following....

We were all sitting in the foyer where there was a pool table and assorted chairs for the less fortunate to relax between giros.... what happened next will stay with me for ever... one of the local alcoholics was a lady who must have been in her 70s, perhaps even her 80s, she approached the glass foyer doors and proceeded to turn around, lift her skirt and place her arse up against the glass and piss like a race horse... now while this might seem quite ordinary and even fapworthy to many of you, because of her age/proof level she was extremely skinny but had huge piss flaps which proceeded to attach themselves to the glass like a limpet which then splayed like a yawning hippo. (Imagine, as some of you might have done, sticking your mouth on a window and blowing to make your mouth huge)...... this was over 20 years ago, and worryingly is one of my only memories of that time
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 21:49, 6 replies)

that time a woman
( MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:57, closed)

Nicely.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 23:11, closed)

Well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:03, closed)

This really "grapes" my "squildo".

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 17:09, closed)

this really "inverts" my "commas"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 17:50, closed)

only
fondest
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:36, closed)