Private Beach Invasion
Once, many wavy lines ago:

On holiday with my mum as a 12 year old (I was 12, not her) on the Greek Island of Skiathos. One day, a little bored of the rather narrow beach near our hotel, I decided to follow the coast and see if I could find any adventures. After navigating a couple of rocky headlands I came across (steady) a seemingly deserted beach. It was only after I'd taken a couple of bold steps onto the sand that I saw an orange, leathery late middle-aged man, totally stark-bollocked, rising from his deck chair about 150 yards ahead of me, high up the rather wide beach, next to some stairs which led up to a big old house. I therefore assumed I had just invaded a private beach. At the same moment, I saw his gaze move from me to something out at sea; I turned in that direction to see a similar birthday suited young blonde trophy woman, laid out on a rock at the end of an outcropping, who was sitting up from her repose to inspect the pubescent interloper, who was in turn doing some brief inspecting of his own as her fine, bronzed Bristols rose into distant view.

I broke into a jog and carried on in the direction I was going with my eyes fixed on the horizon, hoping that if I don't see them, they don't see me. Old-man money/ball-bags may have yelled something but I don't remember. The worst part was that i eventually ran into an impassable cliff and didn't fancy trying to find my way back overland so had to make an even more embarrassing return run back across the beach, acting as if I was training, hadn't even seen them & did that sort of thing all the time.

tl;dr - It wasn't long at all, looked like a winking acorn. Ahem - Kid runs across a private beach, runs back again. Nude couple are affronted.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:15, 8 replies)

Interesting story
I have also been to the seaside
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:24, closed)

if your tl;dr is that dull, why did you bother with the l?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:36, closed)

Cos I was actually subverting the question as this was a story of PRIVATE nudity. Clue was in the title guys. Slow clap.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 21:37, closed)

I enjoyed this tale of pre-teen embarrassment.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:55, closed)

paedo comment of the week

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 19:04, closed)

Stuck up arse, it's pedo! Like pedalo without the a and the l.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 21:28, closed)

yank

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:12, closed)

A bit rich, coming from a man who doesn't wear trousers.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:47, closed)