Pretty Vanilla Really...
...I Was in Ibiza with my ex and after a hard nights clubbing we were making our way back to the hotel, I pointed out the sun would be up soon and we should watch the sunrise as is the tradition on the hippy trail (along with applause! whats that all about?). We sat under a tree on some wasteland that looked like it had been cleared to build a hotel on, chilled out, smoked some weed and generally lazed about fiddling with each others peripherals until it all got a bit beyond petting. This degenerated into a full blown shagging session which started to take its toll on my knees so I pulled her up from the ground and started taking her doggy style up against the tree. A min or two later as im getting to the vinegars, two lads are walking past the clearing (obviously unsuccessful on the pull), then to my horror one nudges the other, indicating our direction and they start walking over to where we are shagging away! What did they want? Did they see us?
As they get closer Im still pumping away at her arse while thinking what do I do now? Withdraw and spunk all over their shoes? Ask them to hold on a tick and I'll be with them in just a moment? All I could think of as they approached was to say "Sorry fellas, party for two". They shrugged their shoulders and walked off without a word.

EIDT: Seeing how everyone else did It, heres a link to google maps for the "rough" location.
maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=google+maps+ibiza&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&hl=en&ll=38.982131,1.298093&spn=0.003182,0.006974&t=h&z=18
I found the big egg in san an and worked my way back to where our hotel was, how cool is that? :D
( P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, Reply)