It was a blowjob.
And we were trying to be discreet. A friend wandered over, who he hadn't seen since coming back from uni, so we had to sit up and look innocent. He then proceeded to drunkenly ramble to the two of us then pissed in a bush. Thankfully, after that, people probably cottoned on that we were at least doing SOMETHING.

I referred to it as the tramp-oline in a text the next day to a mutual friend, who promptly told everyone. I'm proud of that joke. Even if it is awful!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:38, 1 reply)

Ooh baby
That's some romantic shit right there
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 11:55, closed)