PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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So there I wasdrinking at the counter, and munching on a few nibbles when I thought I heard a woman's voice say:
"Hey there, handsome."
I looked around to find the source, but it was just me and the barman. I resumed my pint, but there it was again:
"Oh my, what a nice suit!"
I went back to my pint, but as it was my third I needed desperately to relieve myself. As I stood, emptying the contents of my bladder into the urinal I heard a loud, gruff voice proclaim:
"Oy, ya cunt! Ya wanna take this outside?"
When I returned to the bar I asked the bartender if anyone had heard anything strange in his pub, to which he replied:
"Ah, yes. You see the nuts are complimentary, but the toilet's out of order."
Sorry if it's already bindun.
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 21:46, 1 reply)
Well struck, sirI laughed, so a click is yours!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:36, closed)
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