so many drunken blurred highlights over the years including:
Some chav being given a handjob by his more than likely underage mrs behind a plastic palm tree.

Betting a mate he couldn't drink 2 pints of fosters via a straw up each nostril, he did and promptly passed out.

Same mate taking this girl out on their first date, puking all over her shoes and then getting kicked out by the bouncers only to strip off and piss in a flowerbed by the pub, he got nicked for that one, they were together for 2 years despite this though...

New game of "Viking darts" created whereby all three darts are thrown at once and with full force, cue broken window and getting barred.

And seeing this little old dude walk up to a group of women and casually unzip his flies to dunk his bollocks in one girl's pint to the utter horror of the rest of the pub

The joys of going out drinking in former coal mining slums... Will post more if I can remember/be arsed.
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)