My only Pub Story
I had nipped out the front for a cigarette and I was standing minding my own business when to the right of me there was a bit of a kerfuffle.

A young gentleman had tipped his drink right in his lap and was now proceeding to remove his jeans.
He was wearing cowboy boots, which amused me greatly. As he passed me to go into the pub in his underpants and cowboy boots, I gave him a wink and a grin and said 'Nice boots mate'. He grinned back at me and said 'cheers!'

I turned to go back inside half a minute later, gave a nod to the bouncer, who said to me "did that just happen?" At that moment he realised that he'd let a man with no trousers into the pub, and hurried off to find him. They take dress codes very seriously in Invercargill.
(spent.fish flipping and gasping, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:52, 1 reply)

Unfortunately
they also take incest seriously in Invercargill. I'm a Balclutha lad, so I know I can hardly talk....

Oh, click by the way, because I can easily see this happening.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 6:35, closed)