All together now
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work any more

A woman came into the store one day asking for a fast car

A fast car from the store?

A fast car she wanted, my hot rod she got

And I don't work any more.


I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work any more

A woman came into the store one day asking for a ruler

A ruler from the store?

A ruler she wanted, twelve inches she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:35, 23 replies)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a red-blue head protection device

A red-blue head protection device she wanted, my purple helmet she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:36, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a stack of paper

A stack of paper she wanted, a ream she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:38, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for thirteen squared

Thirteen squared she wanted, one sixty-nine she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:39, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for an eclair

An eclair she wanted, my cream filling she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:44, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for some earrings

Earrings she wanted, a pearl necklace she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:44, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a hammer

A hammer she wanted, nailed she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:47, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for beauty treatment

Beauty treatment she wanted, a facial she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:50, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a beef katana

A beef katana she wanted, my pork sword she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:54, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a front door

A front door she wanted, back door she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:55, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a cormorant

A cormorant she wanted, a shag she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:07, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for pedantry

Pedantry from the store?

Pedantry she wanted, anal she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:14, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for velvet

Velvet she wanted, felt she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a KitKat

A KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:19, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a medieval banquet

A medieval banquet she wanted, a spit-roast she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, closed)

HULLLLL
A woman came into the store one day asking for Linseed oil

Linseed oil she wanted, Rape is what she got

And I don't work any more.
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:40, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a nail
Nail she wanted screw she got
I don't work anymore

A woman came into the store one day asking for a chrome plated bath
chrome plated bath she wanted golden shower she got
I don't work anymore

A woman came into the store one day asking for a computer
computer she wanted my wank she got
I don't work anymore!
( ashurek, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:16, closed)

A lady came into the store
and asked for a German method of coal extraction.
A German method of coal extraction from the store?

A German method of coal extraction she wanted, Mein Shaft she got!

I don't work any more.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)

Nice
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(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)

Geek more
A woman came into the store one day asking for pencil recursion

Pencil recursion she wanted, pen-iteration she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:52, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for a sly translator

A sly translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:55, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for 13 + 7, 22 - 4 and 70 + 111

13 + 7, 22 - 4 and 70 + 111 she wanted, three sums she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)

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A woman came into the store one day asking for canine couture

Canine couture she wanted, doggy style she got

And I don't work any more.
(F1Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:09, closed)

I love tour me...
a woman came into the store one day asking for an amazing flying machine

An amazing flying machine from the store?

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang she wanted, shitty shitty gang bang she got

And I dont work there anymore!

Great work (including a couple new to me!). Have a click!
( ForecastMonkey, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:39, closed)