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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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MoreA woman came into the store one day asking for a medieval banquet
A medieval banquet she wanted, a spit-roast she got
And I don't work any more.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:26, 2 replies)
HULLLLLA woman came into the store one day asking for Linseed oil
Linseed oil she wanted, Rape is what she got
And I don't work any more.
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...A woman came into the store one day asking for a nail
Nail she wanted screw she got
I don't work anymore
A woman came into the store one day asking for a chrome plated bath
chrome plated bath she wanted golden shower she got
I don't work anymore
A woman came into the store one day asking for a computer
computer she wanted my wank she got
I don't work anymore!
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