Your description sounds just like someone I met on a train
Sat opposite me and after about 5 minutes started putting his feet on top of mine.
My legs were tucked back as far as possible already and he was clearly just wanting to stretch his legs out.
When I politely asked him to stop treading on my toes, he angrily shouted back "Well you shouldn't have them there then!".

I must admit to calmly advising him that the next time he did it he'd get an almighty slap, which seemed to do the trick, but I couldn't work out why he was so angry over something he was doing.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:08, 1 reply)

Black curly hair, by any chance?
With a red Hugo Boss bag?
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:43, closed)

No bag, but otherwise could be him.
Mind you, it sounds like a lot of the angry people are the big tubby type.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:53, closed)

and I thought they were supposed to be jolly

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:56, closed)

It's funny that
When a tubby gets angry and you say "I thought you lot were supposed to be jolly" they just get angrier.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:03, closed)

If he tries it on again
I might just try that to see if he actually explodes.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:23, closed)

Mr Creosote
Or maybe just a Stressed Eric.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:47, closed)

Stressed Eric would be a lot easier to clean up.
I don't fancy having an old guy explode in my face. As it were.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:09, closed)