Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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fatty bye byeI used to work with a bunch of people and its fair to say I was carrying a bit of extra timber. I wasnt a circle with a face but it didnt hurt when I fell over that much.
After leaving I lost loads of weight from becoming a dad, splitting up with an ex and doing the 3 peaks challenge and a triathlon (oooh).
Having not seen the lads I worked with since I left, one texted me asking if I fancied a pint some time.
Replied: "Sure mate would be good to see you, you might not recognise me Ive lost nearly 5 stone!"
Him: "Still a fat cnut then."
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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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Harsh. But funny.
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