Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Out at a posh "do" at a restaurantThis woman wouldn't stop talking about herself "me me me... Fabulous frock I am wearing... Designer frock, blah blah blah".
My friend was getting agitated and interrupted her with "I think you would look divine in something long and flowing". "Ooh you think so?" she replied.
"Yeah. The Thames".
Some of us were in mid sip and spat out our wine from trying to stifle our laughs.
She had nowhere to go. She couldn't move seats and for the rest of the dinner she glowered while we tried to behave as if nothing had happened, all the while stifling our urge to keep bursting out laughing.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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HaaaaahahahahahahaGlowering is the best response it's possible to get to a witty comment.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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That's aceMust remember that the next time someone can't shut up about how great they are.
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