Fancy Dress Party
one of the secretaries at work was a bit on the large side, and bore a striking resemblance to Fat Pat off 'Stenders. She was going out straight from work one night, and appeared in reception wearing a very short skirt and a feather Boa. when asked what she was going as she said "I'm a Hooker," to which one of the guys replied "You look more like a prop forward to me.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:34, 5 replies)

This, I like.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:36, closed)

Click from me too.
Just for the bravery if nothing else!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:05, closed)

That photo in your profile - you have the nastiest tongue I have ever seen
And I used to be a butcher's assistant
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:09, closed)

It's a shame that Americans won't be able to appreciate
The sheer genius of this put down.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:46, closed)

They'd probably sue if they did
For therapy, instead of spending the money on Slim-Fast.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:01, closed)