Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Recently at work.
A colleague at work was trying to be motivating...
"Remember, there's no "I" in team"
"No, but there's a "U" in cunt."
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CheeseyPeas, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:53,
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Not bad.
But anyway, there is a 'me' in team, so he should have been violently killed.
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username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:55,
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Oh god that old chestnut.
I was listening to one of those twats in the Occupy St Paul's on the radio the other day - they came out with "There's no I in 'Occupy'".
For fuck's sake - the cunt.
The interviewer had the good manners to laugh openly in her face.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:55,
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There bloody well is in some of the badly spelt signs they have there.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:10,
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And
there is a cup in Occupy. So fuck them.
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username failed moderation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:14,
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As in
"a nice hot cup of STFU"
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.Yeti., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:22,
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Also, importantly, there is a 'Y' in 'Occupy'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:26,
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and a pie
I like pie
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:28,
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I like pi, too
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:29,
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But there is an i in team
lol
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:37,
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Good one.
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Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:41,
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There is no i in liar
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:29,
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It happened. I first heard it years ago and have only recently been able to use it myself. Don't claim to have come up with it though.
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CheeseyPeas, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:47,
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Sorry, wasnt calling you a liar - just adding to the list of 'there is no xyz in...'.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:11,
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