I think this may be illegal
But I'll tell it anyway. About 18 months ago my bestest mate in the whole wide world got married. I've known him since we were about 5 (15 years or so) and I obviously know all his family quite well. Anyway, at said wedding I - being half Scottish, and wanting to pull - was wearing a kilt. Before I go any further, I should say my mate has 4 younger brothers. The youngest, J, was born when I was about 11.So. Back at the hotel for the wedding reception after a genuinely lovely service, I start knocking back whatever booze I can get my hands on. Most of the night is a bit of a blur, apart from two very vivid incidents. The first, my mates grandmother sticking her hand up my kilt then saying "You're a lucky boy" and giving me a wink. The second? Flashing J. He was 15 at the time. Luckily, only one other person saw, and I think (hope) that I'm the only one who remembers.




Length? At least 5 years, and having to sign the paedo register.
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:17, Reply)