A long, but satisfying revenge.
Revenge is best served cold.

About 6 months ago I met my manager from the call-centre job from hell I did about 5 years back. She made a point of never speaking to me directly, always telling my supervisor what to say to me despite being three feet away from me, as if making eye contact with me was beneath her station. She referred to me as 'the temp' and never bothered to hide her complete contempt for me.

I could have called her names or whatever, but I simply asked whether she was still in the same job as before.

She was.

I said what I now did for a living, as a company director earning nearly twice what she does.

She asked me for a job.

I said no.

And that, my friends, is a million percent more satisfying than all the rants, all the vandalism, all the theft in the world put together.
(Axeman Jim, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:12, 10 replies)

*click*
I bet that felt better than doing a line of coke from the ample cleavage of a hooker.
( Cawl, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, closed)

Yeah,
but only 'cause it's the cleavage of a hooker. A nice propper girl though...
(Belgaer is, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:23, closed)

P.S
Can I have a job?
(Belgaer is, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, closed)

@Belgaer.
That's a bit harsh. What's the difference between the cleavage of a hooker and the cleavage of a 'proper' girl? They're all tits at the end of the day.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:12, closed)

plus hookers know what they're doing.
Mate of mine once said to me whilst talking about the marriage of Tito Ortiz to Jenna Jameson that he couldn't imagine why anyone would want to marry a porn star. I said, Are you kidding? If you had a leaky sink, would you call a plumber or some gobshite with a spanner? QED, methinks.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:12, closed)

@bazmorningstar
Because porn stars and hookers look like porn stars and hookers?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 24 May 2008, 10:24, closed)

@ Bazmorningstar
The hooker would know the plumber. He'd turn up with a large tool bag and ask you if you had any leaks that needed looking at.

Then the 70s music would start.

Oh, the plumber would be Swedish.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 25 May 2008, 10:52, closed)

Schtop! Schtop!
Thisch blue movie isch not ready yet! Wheresch hisch moustache? And why isch he actually fixing the fridge?
(Axeman Jim, Sun 25 May 2008, 22:36, closed)

this story make me happy
:D
( discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:59, closed)

haha
Have a click for the post and a grolsh for the quote ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:01, closed)