After another horrible night out ending in an argument
my girlfriend at the time made me sleep on the floor.

I was later awoken by her crouching over me doing a wee on my head in her sleep.

This made me realise that somewhere deep in her subconscious she really hated me. Walked home with wee wee dripping down my face (possibly mixed with tears) and never saw her again!
(Errorist, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:14, 8 replies)

Yeah, like she was really asleep

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:21, closed)

Who said she was asleep?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:30, closed)

Er, Errorist did:
"...doing a wee on my head in her sleep."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:32, closed)

You've just ruined the story for Falstaff.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:15, closed)

Oh yes. Read it as "...in my sleep." Doy.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:38, closed)

"Asleep"
yeah...right...
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:53, closed)

lucky escape
she could have coiled one out and you'd have been walking home with a cigar...
( fluffymitten NAN, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:39, closed)

Again...
yet another example where one person's reason for ending a relationship would be another's reason for wedlock.

^ that costs a fortune in some establishments. Apparently.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:24, closed)