Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
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( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.
Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Don't forget the bits that connects the towns:
Shelton - Home to all the Asian taxi drivers who don't live in Cobridge
Cobridge - Joining Hanley to Burslem with a red light district, an old peoples' home, a mosque and a couple of churches.
Abbey Hulton - Known locally as Scabby Abbey. Home to the scummiest chavs in Christendom. Makes Meir look classy
Meir - Cowboy country. When they upgraded the A50, they built a tunnel under it. The better solution would have been to bulldoze Meir into the hole and tarmac over it.
Etruria - Famous for some bloke building a factory there over 200 years ago. Factory long gone to be replaced with ugly industrialisation which, following numerous recessions, they're now trying to replace with overpriced housing and out-of-town retail opportunities.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 23:23, 1 reply)
Shelton - Home to all the Asian taxi drivers who don't live in Cobridge
Cobridge - Joining Hanley to Burslem with a red light district, an old peoples' home, a mosque and a couple of churches.
Abbey Hulton - Known locally as Scabby Abbey. Home to the scummiest chavs in Christendom. Makes Meir look classy
Meir - Cowboy country. When they upgraded the A50, they built a tunnel under it. The better solution would have been to bulldoze Meir into the hole and tarmac over it.
Etruria - Famous for some bloke building a factory there over 200 years ago. Factory long gone to be replaced with ugly industrialisation which, following numerous recessions, they're now trying to replace with overpriced housing and out-of-town retail opportunities.
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 23:23, 1 reply)
And what about the outlyers?
Chell, Fegg Hayes, Chell Heath...
Christ. Chell Heath.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:12, closed)
Chell, Fegg Hayes, Chell Heath...
Christ. Chell Heath.
( , Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:12, closed)
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