Hexham
for it is a shit hole of such magnitude where you can't even pick your nose or have a sly fart without it going in the local rag.
Total dump, glad to have moved.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:43, 5 replies)

Ah
The Courant. Or the two minute silence as it is also known.

I used to work in Hexham, and every day I drove there and saw the Egger factory on the outskirts, a small part of me died inside.
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That Egger Factory
is now twice the size and three times as noisy now.
(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:00, closed)

They
still do a fine line in horrific industrial accidents.

And for the love of christ, if you get ill, do NOT go to Hexham General. There's always an alternative. Generally, it's dying in the street. At least it's less painful and you stand less of a chance of contracting a horrendous infection.
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Personally...
...I like Hexham! It's much nicer than my hometown of Darlington.
(Lord of Balrogs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 23:45, closed)

Me ma lived in Hexham for a bit
Nice looking place.

There are two pubs near to each other where one can play pool. One pub (something Hotel?) is quite smart inside and busy but when me and my brother with our posh southern accents were playing some locals for £5 per game, some scrote swiped the money when we weren't looking. The other pub (Station Inn? something to do with railways) has a very sticky carpet and smells quite bad but the pool table is always free due to lack of customers.

At the kebab shop the owner was trying to get rid of some kids who were sitting inside, "Get out of my shop" he told them. "Get out of my country" they replied as they walked out. Never seen that type of thing before but I hear it goes on all over the country.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:10, closed)