Save money on drinks
In my really skint days I used to take out a bottle of mouthwash filled with cheap vodka with a few drops of food colouring. Buy a soft drink (or if you're without a single penny, a glass of water) and drink it. Then go to the Ladies' and drink the 'mouthwash'.
(52486 office lolled on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:34, 9 replies)

No good if you're a man.
You'll be either "that loony who carries a bottle of mouthwash everywhere," or "that pervert who hangs around in the ladies' room".

That not withstanding, it's still probably cheaper to just not be an alcoholic.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:04, closed)

This
Save money on Drink by not drinking booze when you are broke. I've had many a good night out without getting pissed and many a good night in wasted.
( Peej, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:17, closed)

What sort of cunt carries mouthwash to the pub? Do you eat shit?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 21:49, closed)

^ this

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 22:33, closed)

Don't hold back, Doc...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 22:56, closed)

How the hell else do you get rid of the taste of weed and hooker spit?
A Sam Adams?
(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 12 Nov 2011, 3:30, closed)

If you're a bird
Give a bloke the impression you're in the mood for fun, get him to buy you a drink and fuck off. They might think you're a typical cock-tease but it's better than being a nutter who carries "mouthwash" around.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 22:59, closed)

For added authenticity, add a bit of sodium fluoride to the "mouthwash".
Pro: it'll help keep your teeth healthy.
Con: it'll make you vomit.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 0:28, closed)

Notice to the bloke calling me a cunt: you're a bigger cunt
For the sake of clarification I'll explain... When I went out I always got ID'd and to combat knife crime and bring in alcohol, the bouncers more often than not searched ladies' bags (particularly young people). A bottle of water filled with vodka is pretty obvious but never had my 'mouthwash' confiscated.

Also, why the fuck would I want to stop going out simply due to a monetary deficit? I'd have been the saddest 18 year old in England if I had done...
(52486 office lolled on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:36, closed)