Snow
The snow reminds me of a story that would be perfect for this QoTW if my boyfriend was telling it. He's too busy though, so I will:

Last year, my loving boyfriend and I were near Alston, happily playing in the snow, until he threw a massive snowball that hit me right in the middle of my face.

Overriding my desire to cry and hide in the car, I made the biggest snowball my girly hands could carry and chased off to get my revenge. CALAMITY! So preoccupied was I with my vicious vendetta that I failed to observe the slidiness of this patch of mud, and instead of exacting revenge on the evil beast, I flipped, comic-book style, into the cold sludge.

Luckily for you, he thoughtfully recorded the aftermath in a series of flattering photographs, whilst laughing till he wheezed and the tears froze solid on his cheeks. Filthy, and freezing, and banned from the car, I got undressed at the side of the road, using bits of rubbish from the boot as wellies. I eventually removed enough of the sludge for him let me in whilst he took photos of me looking like a swamp creature and poked my bruises.
(floella, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:32, 21 replies)

Bonus marks for fully comprehensive photographic documentation.
(Benzyl, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:56, closed)

Gratuitous Picture of your underwear
Equals front page

Gratuitous picture of my inderwear equals restraining order. Where's the justice?
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:32, closed)

if you listen very closely
you can hear the fapping of a thousand 14 year old b3tans..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:42, closed)

Exactly
Was thinking that too
Probably a thousand 41 year old B3tans too
(macomateo is procrastinating on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:53, closed)

I'll have you know I'm fifteen, actually.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:58, closed)

You got an erection.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:10, closed)

Actually I'm 30.
Fwap, fwap, fwap.
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:29, closed)

Ditto,
30 years old and afraid to stand up at work. I could take someone's eye out with this.
(robbersdog, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:47, closed)

+1
for piccies.
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:43, closed)

You get a click for being able to spurn out so many "a href" tags.
I even had to google that to double check. Sigh - see my admiration?

PS my other half will be shielded from this site for the next week now as he rather likes ladies in comfy-cotton underwear.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:29, closed)

Click
I think a couple of stories on here would do with such level of documentation.
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:45, closed)

I think more QotW stories should be illustrated like this
The above opinion has of course nothing to do with the gratuitous underwear and semi-bare arse photos in this particular tale.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:04, closed)

Pictures or it didn't...
Oh.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:40, closed)

I am getting old...
enjoyed the pics but sadly the moment I saw a fraction of the cream leather interior inside the door (pic link: road) I started guessing what sort of car it was...............I was right a BMW!


(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:51, closed)

Wow.
Well done you. Model and year now please?
(floella, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:32, closed)

WHat he didn't tell you
is that he recognises what car it was because he sits opposite your house in case you leave the curtains open.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:29, closed)

Ummm
2001 525i
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:49, closed)

way
out.

Try harder.

Although I am glad that unless it's a double bluff, you're probably not sitting outside my house, like ^he^ said.
(floella, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 18:04, closed)

i'll try..
something like a 325, probably 2000-2002 plate. If this is right let me confirm I am not sat outside your house in .......... ;)
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:07, closed)

Ah, a student of the beckyjsbx school of click-gathering.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:03, closed)

Amusing, seasonally relevant,....
...you're cute and I can see your pants. Therefore, have a click!

(Note that the first 2 points may be entirely irrelevant).
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:26, closed)