» Evil Pranks

No Mine, very much stolen BUT
I thought it fitted well with the QOTW.

"ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"

I wish i could trick my friends this much.....
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 13:32, More)

» I'm an expert

Spoons
I am an expert in dyslexia, i can both read and write it in all its forms and dialects. For example, Dysexia is an anagram of Spoon
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 15:17, More)

» Neighbours

What neice neighbours he has
www.snotr.com/video/3097

kick ass
(Wed 7th Oct 2009, 12:58, More)

» Beautiful Moments, Part Two

Friendship
I am sure I could think up other examples, but this one springs to mind.

A, small, back story. I was in Edinburgh at Uni, Ross was in Birmingham (at Uni) and Euan was at his parents in High Wycombe. It was February. Euan birthday was coming up, and Ross and I were arranging a visit.

It all started, really, when I had hung up, having booked my tickets to Birmingham (train to there and a lift to High Wycombe), the phone to Ross, telling him the times and dates. Then it hit me, "why not lie and say I can't make it". So I called Ross back and told him of my plan and that I would double check with Euan's mum. Several calls late, and it was all set. Euan was informed that, due to a heavy workload, I would be unable to attend the weekend in question.

I made my way to Birmingham, Ross and I set off to High Wycombe.

We were both excited, really looking forward to the weekend. Euan called Ross en route, to double check times, I kept quiet. Then my phone rings, "shit, Euan's calling", Ross and I panic a little. I thought we were busted. Nope he had dialled me by mistake. He sounds down, asked if I was sure I couldn't make it, I lied some more (if I wasn't on my way, I would have felt like a right shit).

Ross had said that he might be giving his mate a lift, so when we pulled into Euan's parents driveway, the "extra" person in the car was accounted for. Euan, his mum and little sis, came out to greet us. As I got out of the car, Euan took a few moments to work out it was really me. He smiled a big fat smile and his face lit up. He turned to his Mum and sis and said I was there. They said they knew, he went inside and told his dad, he said he knew (I think everyone in the family knew except Euan).

I will always remember his reaction. I am smiling now thinking back. To make someone’s day, to bring a smile to their face like that. It is a wonderful feeling.
(Sat 7th Aug 2010, 12:08, More)

» My first experience of porn

When i am was only young
My first memory was around the age of 6-8 (i think) visiting the dutch family in the north of Holland. Was in the eldest sons bedroom and found soem dutch/german hardcore porn under the bed. My sis and I had a look the picture that i remember most was the woman naked, bending over, arse to the camera, pissing on a pot plant. My sis and i thought she was wearing a special "naked" suit and was watering the plants.

Thankfully no last harm, i.e. i am not into watersports and plants.
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 15:51, More)