SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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I did my 'facedoor' alone....I once walked into a room, started to pull the door shut behind me, realised I had left something behind and spun around to get it, only to walk straight into the edge of the door. I couldn't have got it anymore perfect had I lined it up, the door totally square to me and right into the centre of my face. Where my nose lives. Hence instead of it opening or closing to take out some of the force, it didn't move and I bounced off.
I fell over with streaming eyes and cursed for a bit.
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kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:42,
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Yeah...I swear doors are overly dangerous. I end up walking into them far too often. Like when swingy double doors are usually left unlocked so you can shoulder them out of the way with ease. Then one day the caretaker is having a crafty wank so forgets to unlock them... Your shoulder barge spins you round and... facedoor!
Oh, and I'm tall so constantly walk into the top of door frames.
I want to install Fun House style hanging foam tubes instead of doors in my house...
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HaMy mrs "walks in to a lot of doors" too. The gobby bitch.
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