SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
Suggested by althechristmasgeordie
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
Mosh Pit StoryFoo Fighters Wembley 2003, I was merely 18 years old and relatively new to big mosh pits. 2 massively fat blokes start literally throwing their weight around the crowd. As little me starts to back away from these louts, one of them spots me as an easy target, grabs my arm and throws me into the pit. What he wasnt expecting was for me to use the momentum and counter trajectory to hurl the fat cunt into the foray.
The other fat bloke loved it so much that he insisted I use him for a boost and go crowd surfing. He fucking hurled me ontop of that crowd and I sailed beautifully towards Grohl and chums on stage.
Is anyone esle thinking that 'mosh pits' would make a good QOTW topic. has it bindun? I'm off to suggestions!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread