Not all..
..but if you're going to use the Daily Fail as basis for your stories, then it's probably advisable to do 2 minutes' extra research to see if there's any actual grounding in reality for the story.

Not that THAT normally stops anyone posting here mind..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:50, 1 reply)

C'est bon?
Maybe sort out the grammar/spelling? Nothing worse than trying to make a point in a spirit that most definitely isn't Christmas-based, and then looking like someone gave a monkey a keyboard.

*ahem* Schadenfreude anyone?
(Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 8:59, closed)

Ah but.........
Our loving mustelid is the arbiter of all that is good on the B3TA board, appointed by.......errm.
Who did appoint him?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:46, closed)

He appointed himself.
No-one else wanted to do it.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:01, closed)

'not in the Christmas spirit' is the best justification for jumping on the waaambulance I have ever seen.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:18, closed)

Why thank you!
May I enquire as to what crawled up your vagina to get you in such a state? Death of a loved one? Significant other left you? Realised that you'll be alone this Friday due to being a bit of a cnut?

It's tough this time of year - I understand, I really do. Gaz me if you'd like to talk about it, and just let it all out. I barely know you, in fact we just got chatting today, but I feel there's just some kind of connection there. Maybe you'll find it easier since we're strangers, who knows?
I know we can beat this aggression and rage if we work together.

Much love, I really hope you get through this
xx
(Manbearpig is wearing a rabbitskin jacket and bunny ears, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:11, closed)

Thats sweet
What a lovely offer
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:24, closed)