6th Form Hijinks
- Zaf doing a striptease in a local pub to the tune of 'Kiss Kiss' by one Holly Valance (well, it was Tarkan, but who'll know the difference?)

- Neil doing a similar dancing on tables act before falling flat on his face.

- winding up the headteacher with the Legendary Mr Bottone from the music department.

- Our 6th year prank:

We left without doing anything. This is key. Several years previously the sixth year had placed fish in the ventilation system. Funny stuff, one might think. It couldn't be located. The Music department stunk for 6 months. They had to recarpet and reupholster the complete department.

fastforward to our year:

We left without doing anything.

Apparently there was a good 5 months worth of paranoia and witch-hunting, including the calling back in of a few pupils to confess to their heinous crime. Which made them even more paranoid because they could say with straight faces "We didn't do anything".

Length? 6 months of worry for the teachers.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:03, 2 replies)

this reminds me...
...of another tale of educational misdirection I heard, possibly urban legendary; probably from this very site:

A group of pupils brought THREE pigs into school, painted the number "1" on one, "2" on another, and "4" on the last.

Apparently the staff rounded up pigs 1, 2, and 4 rapidly; but spent the rest of the day searching for pig #3.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:40, closed)

Urban legend
The urban-legend-est of urban legends.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:01, closed)